Diet Coke

I reserve Usher song dedications for only the most meaningful/painful breakups. So this one's for you, Diet Coke.

Although we were never FBO, my love for you was very public. I'm sure by now you realize you were the one BEFORE "the one", but I can hope you can be happy for me and my newfound relationship with Diet Pepsi.

New Year, New Me, New Love.